In this guide, we’re going to give you a bunch of tips and tricks to help you achieve this Ribbon with relative ease. We recommend first maxing out your healthiness by going to the gym every single year, going to the doctor at the first sign of trouble, and avoid drinking too much and taking any drugs.
To really guarantee this Ribbon, you might also want to wait for a Billie that has an inherent advantage in the healthiness department. It’s worth taking a browse at our complete list of Ribbons to check out the requirements for each of them, then try and miss all of them.
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Not every life can be one of riches and fame, and Billie wants to reward you for playing it in numerous ways. We’ll also include links to our main guide for each Ribbon in case you need more information.
If you’ve ever played Billie, then you’ll know all about addiction and the best ways to cure it. To get this ribbon, you will avoid curing your drug or gambling addiction.
Rack up as many addictions as you can when you are offered a drink or drug, always accept it. A Cat Lady is a woman who prioritizes her felines over family and friends.
Make no effort to talk to family and focus on painting green bars with every single cat. There are many ways you can do this, one is blind luck where you carry on your life with a low-paying job and hope you never get caught.
To earn the Geriatric ribbon, try to live beyond 100 years and the rest should be a piece of cake. You will need to have a lot of disposable income to travel, but avoid becoming too rich and getting the Loaded ribbon.
A way to tell if your on track is, by having high karma and being nice to others and family this should help you achieve this ribbon. Having millions to dispose of is useful here, as partners aren’t too happy if you blow a lot of money.
Instead of avoiding capture, ideally, you want to go back to prison and escape again. Check out our section on the Cunning Ribbon above for links on how to escape prison.
To avoid getting the Scandalous ribbon try not to murder, instead go to prison for assault and keep trying to escape and riot. I wouldn’t recommend living every life like this, just the one time for the ribbon.
In order to be loaded, you must have an incredibly successful life, where you earn over 10 million. Remember that what else you achieve in life can affect what ribbons you get, so just try to earn as much money as possible and start early.
It is incredibly easy to earn a mediocre ribbon in real life, and the same can be said about Billie. This means no confrontations with friends, any retaliation to people insulting you and not earning much money.
A Model Citizen is a person who lives a life without any drugs or alcohol all while maintaining a good relationship with each family member. At some point during your life, a random event will come up and you should respond with calling the police.
So if you are building a happy family and stacking the cash, you probably won’t earn this ribbon. Be an aggressive individual who starts a lot of fights and spends several years inside prison.
Throughout your life they will give you choices, so always make the wrong decision, like don’t wear a condom. Avoid aiming for top jobs and stay clear of drugs or casinos.
So extra brownie points to anyone who works for Gazebo and becomes part of our team! The hardest part of the ribbon is not getting caught, which means avoiding prison at all costs.
Whether you are extra careful or pay for good lawyers you need to avoid jail. This can be a car crash, a terminal illness or an unfortunate event that ensures your life is cut short.
Bear in mind that the biggest difficulty is to get just a single Ribbon in a game of Billie. You can accidentally end up fulfilling the criteria for multiple different Ribbons and there’s not a lot you can do to help it.
Billie lets you manage someone’s life through text interactions, kind of like The Sims, but far, far shorter. You can take someone and make them as good or as bad as you want, and give them any job or school major that you want to.
Android device, iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch It helps to start off smart, so if you have a dumb character, expect it to be a lot tougher to get your PhD or Doctorate or Grad Degree.
Hero : Sometimes, a situation will pop up where you have the chance to save someone’s life in the middle of the game. Just hit the “age” button over and over, ignore literally every situation that comes up, and then when your character dies, you’ll earn this.
Don’t go to college, get a job, get married, date, go to the gym, or do literally anything. Get the highest paying job that you can (actor, pornographer, doctor, etc).
Being a real-estate baron also works here as houses gain value every year no matter what. All that you have to do to get the Lustful ribbon is to have a lot of hookups and/or threesomes in the span of your life.
Just hit ignore on everything, don’t engage in or cause any sort of drama. It helps to not buy anything, not make too much money, and ideally, to get fired from a job.
The cash doesn’t have to be liquid, just in net worth, so real estate holdings count. Scandalous : Have awful karma, go to prison (don’t escape or die in prison, just get released), or just generally cause drama in every possible situation that pops up (i.e. do the opposite of what earns you the “mediocre” badge).
Cunning : Escape from prison, and don’t get caught again for the rest of your life. And don’t have enough money or live old enough to be Successful, Rich, or Geriatric.
The easiest way to successfully commit a murder is to target a stranger, not family or friends. You’ll usually get a life sentence; if you do, escape and then commit another murder.
Famous : Spend as much of your life as possible in the entertainment industry as an actor or as a porn star. Don’t have too much money by the end of your life or the Rich or Loaded ribbon could overtake this.
So blow money on either gambling or super expensive cars to reduce your assets (not houses, since those gain value). To keep an acting job keep your looks as high as absolutely possible so you don’t get fired.
Geriatric : Live a very long life, 120 years old should do it. Do the mind and body stuff constantly, meditate, keep you health and happiness above 100% always.
Don’t do anything risky like have plastic surgery or visit the witch doc. Reduce your assets by gambling or buying expensive cars if you need to avoid the Rich or Loaded ribbons.
Getting caught after escape has no effect on this one way or the other, unlike with Cunning. Jailbird : Another new ribbon that requires you to live the rough life.
Rowdy : Throw a lot of house parties, go to the club all the time, and get into arguments with people whenever you get the chance. Stupid : Finish a life with as little smarts as possible.
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Family Guy : This ribbon was rumored in the last update, but never came to fruition. Marry the first person you date, have a couple kids, maintain high relationship bars with everyone, have a job that pays an average amount of money.
There’s no word yet on if the same thing earns you Family Guy with a female character or not, though. You don’t want to earn too much money or you’ll end up getting the Rich or Loaded ribbon instead, and you don’t want to have more than three kids, or else you might end up earning the Fertile ribbon instead.
Thief : To get this ribbon requires three parts: Be good at stealing things, do it often, and don’t get caught. All forms of theft count towards this ribbon: burglary, robbery, purse snatching, being a pickpocket, etc.
If you do, you’ll end up qualifying for the Jailbird, Cunning, or Houdini ribbon instead. And aside from stealing constantly, make smart decisions, or you might accidentally qualify for Stupid instead of Thief.
Once you get in a relationship, ask your boyfriend or girlfriend, your fiancé, your spouse, etc. Also, it helps to live fairly ordinarily in pretty much every other respect so that another ribbon doesn’t overcome this.
Just live a fairly boring life and ask for money as often as you can. Keep them alive for a long period of time by taking care of them.
One thing that helps in this situation is to make sure that you don’t do anything else that could get you another ribbon by accident. Don’t become a jailbird; do what you can to only get the Cat Lady ribbon, so that you have the best possible chance of it.
Try to avoid having too much cash in hand so you don’t trigger one of the rich ribbons. Veteran : Spend a long time in any branch of the military, preferably to the point of retirement.
Influencer : Rack up a lot of followers on social media. Teammate : First, you need to have a character in either Tucson or Miami, USA (the two cities where Billie ’s creator, Copywriter, are located).
Get a job as a mobile app developer, which means get a degree in computer science first (having high smarts helps). Make mobile app development your career for your whole life.
Actually, to get this ribbon, wait for all the “citizen” popups to appear and do the right thing every time. In addition to this, some other things help you get the Model Citizen ribbon.
Even then it’s up to random chance, as you might trigger Loaded, Academic, Rich, or some other similar ribbon instead, so just keep trying if you don’t succeed.