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Bitlife Jack Of All Trades

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Maria Garcia
• Monday, 23 November, 2020
• 13 min read

Some achievements take hard work while some are easy and other are random chance. Octogenarian See your 80th birthday The easiest way to do that is to: Have full karma Go on the Mediterranean diet Never take drugs or alcohol Spend time with family every year, take vacations etc.

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Rare Heirlooms could also add up in the total even if they are not sold No Moderate Yes (Rich) Multimillionaire Achieve a net worth of $10m Have at least 10 million dollars/pounds/euro in the bank. Rare Heirlooms could also add up in the total even if they are not sold No Very Hard Yes (Loaded) Super Rich Achieve a net worth of $50m Have at least 50 million dollars/pounds/euro in the bank.

Rare Heirlooms could also add up in the total even if they are not sold No Very Hard Yes (Loaded) Stinking Rich Achieve a net worth of $100m Have at least 100 million dollars/pounds/euro in the bank. Rare Heirlooms could also add up in the total even if they are not sold No Extreme Yes (Loaded) Billionaire Achieve a net worth of $1b Have at least 1 billion dollars/pounds/euro in the bank.

Study computer science in university, and then become an app developer. Becoming an app developer in Tucson, US wouldn't work since the employer is Candy writer, not Bit life.

Medieval Attack Get attacked with a medieval weapon Get into an assault with someone and have them attack you with a medieval weapon (bow, crossbow, sword, dagger, etc) Yes Moderate No Armed & Dangerous Kill someone with a learned martial art move Kill someone with a martial arts move. It's best to assault someone on a random encounter instead of your assaulting your siblings No Easy No No Grasshopper Earn the top belt in a martial art Work your way up any martial art until reaching the final belt.

No Easy No Sensei San Earn the top belt in every martial art Work your way up every martial art until reaching the final belt No Moderate No Disease Achievement Description How to Achieve Chance-Based? It could happen with an animal encounter when trying to rescue it, but it is all just random and depends on luck.

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Fabulously Fertile Have 10 children in one lifetime Have 10 children by pregnancy or adoption No Moderate Yes (Fertile) DNA Donor Make 25 sperm donations in one life As a male, donate 25 sperms. You can't donate sperm anymore once you are 45 or older so it's recommended to start at 18 and donate every year No Moderate No Fertile Myrtle Mother 25 children in one life As a female, give birth to 25 children in one lifetime.

Bejeweled Receive 3 pieces of jewelry from the same lover Obtain 3 pieces of jewelry from a lover Yes Hard No Black Widow 5 husbands in one life Be married to 5 men who die or get killed by you after marriage. All spouses must be male but your character does not have to be female Varies TBA Diamond Anniversary Be in a marriage for 75 years Get married and stay married to your spouse for 75 years without either partner divorcing or dying No Very Hard No Fake It Proposes successfully with a fake ring Buy a fake-jewelled ring and propose with it, having your partner accept Yes Hard No Family Planner Convince a lover to go off birth control Have a girlfriend/fiancé/wife on birth control, tell her to get off it, and have her agree No Moderate No Golden Anniversary Be in a marriage for 50 years Get married and stay married to your spouse for 50 years without either partner divorcing or dying No Hard No Maiden Named Marry a man who takes your last name Get married to a male character, keep your last name, and have him take yours Yes Hard No Multifamily Get married 10 times in one life Go find a date, propose, get married 10 times by and divorcing your spouses one at a time No Very Hard No Stud Have 100 lovers in a single lifetime Spam “find a date” 10 times per year and actually start dating them for 10 years.

Also, you can hook-up at least 15 partners per year for 6 years then 10 partners for 1 year No Extreme Yes (Lustful) Wedding Planner Agree to an arranged marriage Be from a nation that arranges marriages and accept the marriage arranged by your parents, such as Bolivia, China, India and Vietnam. Do so several times will sufficiently lower the job performance until you get discharged from the military.

Then set up a conjugal visit and there's a high chance that your lover will make love to you. No Very Hard Yes Marble Marry into the British royal family Live in or emigrate to the United Kingdom.

An easy way to do that is to assault a bully, then argue with the principal but It doesn't always happen. No Moderate No Brothers Forever Get hired by a frat brother Be hired into a job because the supervisor knew you from the fraternity Yes Moderate No Earning that A Seduce your teacher In college, seduce any professor or dean and get them to hook up with you Yes Moderate No Swimming Star Become the captain of the swim team Join the swim team in school and become the captain.

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Buy several convertibles and coupes worth at least a hundred thousand dollars No Moderate No Antiqued Keep a car running for 200 years Keep a car running for 200 years without it being scrapped or sold. I tried to run for my life, but I actually lived, but when I try to rescue a cobra or something else dangerous, I die.

Balcony Buccaneer Steal 100 packages in one life Commit the “porch pirate” crime 100 times and always get away with it. If you get caught, refresh the app and try again No Very Hard Thief Bugatti Bandit Steal a Bugatti Steal a Bugatti via Grand Theft Auto Yes Hard No Burglar Burgle 25 homes in one life Burgle 25 houses No Hard Yes (Thief) Cold Killer Kill 10 people in one life Murder 10 people in one lifetime.

The easiest way to murder is to do drive-byes with a fast car No Yes (Deadly) Dillinger Rob 5 banks in one life Successfully commit armed robbery 5 times in one life No Very Hard Yes (Thief) Going Anywhere Rob the midnight train Commit Train Robbery exactly at midnight in your time zone No Easy Yes (Bandit) Scare to Death Scare someone to death Murder someone uses the “Scare to Death” method No Moderate No Serial Killer Kill 25 people in one life Murder 25 people in one lifetime No Very Hard Yes (Deadly) Pet Achievement Description How to Achieve Chance-Based? Adopt Don't Shop Adopt every pet in the shelter Buy at least 2 Farms or Equestrian Properties, go to the animal shelter, and rescue every pet there No Moderate No Horsing Around Own 50 horses in one life Buy at least 2 Farms or Equestrian Properties and buy every horse available each year.

No Moderate Yes Cristiano Win the Ballon d'Or Become a professional soccer player. Yes Very Hard Yes Didgeridoo'er Master the didgeridoo It helps if you have god mode and have music as your special skill.

In your childhood, ask your parents if you can take didgeridoo lessons. If they say yes, practice at least three times every year until you have almost full skill in the didgeridoo No Moderate No Keep it on the Down Hoe Perform at a hoedown Join a band or become a solo artist.

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No Moderate Yes Lyrical Legend Release 25+ studio albums in one life Join a band or become a solo artist. No Moderate Yes Moves Like Jagger Go on tour at age 75+ Join a band or become a solo artist.

Release an album, perform at a concert and/or go on tour every year to increase or maintain popularity. Note that this could give your character food poisoning but it is easily curable.

This achievement can also be earned if you spend time with someone and the activity you end up doing is cliff diving. There are many ways of getting insulted, such as random encounters, arguing or getting insulted back Yes Hard No Jackpot Win the lottery jackpot You get this achievement by winning the lottery.

The easiest way to do that is still purely luck-based, which is to get the Lucky Dice heirloom and buy 10 lottery tickets. Yes Extreme No All Along Have a parent who comes out of the closet Have a closeted parent reveal themselves to be gay or bisexual Yes Hard No Begone Exorcise your own ghost Become an exorcist, live in a haunted house, and successfully perform an exorcism on the ghost by yourself No Hard No Billie Legend Complete every other achievement Complete all other achievements Yes Extreme No Dignified Donor Donate a $1m+ heirloom to charity Donate a $1m+ heirloom to charity.

You can cheese it by closing the game then reopening it, which will undo the action and still give you the achievement. Join the goat grabbing team once you started secondary school.

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You need at least half athletes No Moderate No Hero Save someone's life Have an SOS situation and choose “attempt to rescue him/her.” You can also get it if you join the military, then die because you detonated a landmine Yes Moderate (Hero) Human Dictionary Read the dictionary Read the 3,500- page Merriam-Webster dictionary from cover to cover No Moderate No Hyperthymesia Score 20 sequences on the memory test Take the memory test mini-game and score at least 20 correct No Hard No Low roller Get refused entry to a casino Have little money and get in debt with a casino.

Yes Hard No Resourceful Get $1m without ever working a day Become a gold digger, and often ask parents and husbands/wives/fiancées for money and never have a job. Boyfriends and girlfriends will most likely refuse to give you money because you are still in a relationship only No Moderate No Rich Justice Win a $1m+ lawsuit Have a botched plastic surgery and sue the doctor for maximum damage which is slightly over $1m No Moderate No Roswell Have an alien encounter Have a situation with one of your specialty vehicle.

There's a chance that you'll encounter an alien Yes Varies No Run Citizen! Win a bet on Citizen the horse Bet on the Horse Races for Citizen to win a race and be correct Yes Very Hard No Sacrilege Play with the Holy Grail Receive the Holy Grail as an heirloom and play with it Yes Very Hard No Say Goodbye to Hollywood Get deported from the United States Have a character illegally emigrate to the United States and get deported back to their original country.

Some countries (including the U.S.) will deny your immigration requests if you have criminal records in your country No Hard No Sweepstakes Win the sweepstakes Have Notifications on for the sweepstakes and win the prize Yes Hard No There's Always Canada Emigrate to Canada Have a character who is not Canadian, press the “Emigrate” button and choose “Canada” when it pops up. Don't stalk your exes, you should send gifts or text to your newly divorced spouse.

Keep your health up by going to the gym, meditating, taking walks, and going to the doctor when you're sick. I also recommend living in countries that don't have estate tax such as Germany, Sweden, Switzerland (thanks u/Guillermo-Jubera) , Monaco, & Norway.

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While there are other high paying jobs such as porn star, model, and music composer, I do not recommend these because you won't be able to make much extra money on the side. For porn star and model, you can do photo shoots, but they don't pay nearly as much as commercials do.

For flipping houses, buy equestrian properties & keep renovating them when necessary. Major in computer science and get a job as an app tester with Billie.

Use god mode to edit your boss to have 0% professionalism, 0% strictness, 0% willpower, and 100% coolness. If done successfully, lower your performance percentage bar by insulting and pulling pranks on coworkers.

People person: if you have trouble befriending your coworkers, use god mode to set their craziness to 0%, coolness to 100%, willpower to 0%, and low professionalism. Armed & Dangerous: Tiger Claw Strike (Lungful) seems to be the most deadly.

Witchcraft: avoid taking raw egg, venom, & green bubbling liquid as these are the deadliest things you can consume. Go clubbing (with high looks & low smarts) to get more access to substances.

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Accept substances that are offered to you & hook up with random people. Try to get as many STDs as you can including but not limited to: chlamydia, syphilis, gonorrhea, and genital herpes.

Go to the gym every year to get other illnesses such as: ringworm, staph infection, athletes foot, etc. Bilbo: watch YouTube with friends until Bijou Mike pops up.

The Brightest Star: get max fame by having high looks, posting on social media, & doing commercials or photo shoots. Centerfold: do photo shoots every year until you do one for Wank magazine.

Work hard every year & get promoted to lead singer. Get pregnant as soon as you turn 18 by artificial insemination or unprotected sex.

Smart seed: select the artificial insemination option every year until a lawyer pops up. Be a female, graduate high school, and have a decent amount of money ($45k).

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Fake it: use god mode to lower your fiancé's smarts to 0%, then propose. Bejeweled: marry someone rich or use god mode to adjust your SO's money bar.

Use god mode to set your SO's health to 100%, so they won't die quickly. Family planner: set your SO's smarts & willpower to 0% & convince them to go off birth control.

Wedding planner: be born in an African country such as DR Congo. General: enlist as an air force, army, or marines officer.

Admiral: enlist as a navy or coast guard officer. Excavator: to clear 10 minefields, it's best to practice minesweeper until you're good at it.

Keep your health bar green by bribing the guards, going to the infirmary, working out, & meditating. Mercy Me: follow the steps in the wealth achievement section.

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Be on good behavior by meditating every year, ignoring prisoners, & being respectful to the warden. Note: while in prison, DO NOT join gangs, incite riots, or bribe guards.

Theseus: the easiest way to escape is by following the instructions to the aftermath achievement. Naughty child: easiest way to get expelled is to enroll in college & get bad grades by not studying & skipping class.

Use god mode to change the teacher's professionalism & willpower to 0%. Obtain your pilot & boating license to complete these achievements.

Emigrate to Canada/Visit Winnipeg: check the emigrate/vacation list every year until they show up. All Along: change a parent's sexuality to gay using god mode & hope they come out.

Dignified Donor: find a $1m heirloom (random) & donate it. Keep your health up by going to the gym, meditating, & walking every year.

Flee the country: escape from a minimum or medium security prison using this & emigrate. Frankenstein: go to a low-rated plastic surgeon and get a botched penis enlargement surgery or breast augmentation.

Low-roller: lose money at the casino until you have a negative bank balance. You may serve time in prison or successfully evade the guards.

Nightmare: be wealthy by following the steps in the wealth section. Eventually a bad situation will come up and you need to pick an option.

You can do this by going on unhealthy diets such as Hot Cheetos or High Calorie. Resourceful: marry a rich person that's 80+ & wait until they die OR have a low net worth & divorce them.

Rich justice: be wealthy by following the steps above in the wealth section. Sue a plastic surgeon who botched your surgery or an ex-spouse (both tend to have a decent amount of money).

Sue for $1 mil and pick the most expensive law firm to represent you. Edit: be wealthy by following the steps in the wealth section.

For burglary achievements: have high smarts to increase your chances of stealing successfully. Adopt don't shop: follow the steps in the wealth achievements section & buy a large property (equestrian/ranch/farm).

Just keep swimming: get a goldfish from the pet store & release it. Natural selection: buy an exotic animal such as big cats, wolves, coyotes, or gorillas with high craziness.

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